All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.
the orgasm tapped him on the shoulder politely because it wasn’t raised in a goddamn barn
By the time he came back to himself, the orgasm had washed the dishes, vacuumed the living room, and retrieved his lost house key from under the chaise lounge.
Bless whoever looked at a picture of two mountains and thought of this.
look at what i found
I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS.
We need this if we are to become hunters
replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time
this is extremely accurate
IF YOU DONT GET EXCITED OVER NATURE THEN WHAT DO YOU EVEN GET EXCITED ABOUT
I LOVE THE WHOLE WORLD IT’S SUCH A BRILLIANT PLACE BOOMDEYADAH BOOMDEYADAH BOOMDEYADAH
Reblog if you support Misha Collins for President.
If this gets to 10K notes, I’m going to tweet it to Misha. Come on we can do it!
In celebration of this momentous occasion of reaching 10K, it’s time we all got the attention of Misha Collins. So, let’s all take a screen capture of this post and let’s spam tweet it to him so he will notice it. Are you guys ready? It’s time to start our own campaign and our own trend. #MishaforPresident
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How do we get him out to the lake house if he doesn’t trust us?
Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x
I CAN’T EVEN DO A FRENCH BRAID!! WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!?!?!
I want a story about a gay girl disguising herself as a guy to get into an all boy school. When she meets her roommate, he happens to have a banging personality and a very pleasing face. The girl has a sexuality crisis because she starts to fall for the roommate but in reality, the roommate is actually another girl disguised as a guy so that she can attend the school